If Rats Could Talk…

(If you are one of the dozen or so who haven’t watched Endgame, spoilers are ahead.)

We’d have to listen close to hear what they say. Their voices would be tiny, given their small size. I recently watched “Avengers: Endgame” (oh, yeah, I grew up on those comics & still have a soft spot for them.) It seemed to me that the one on Scott Lang’s dashboard had something to say. If anyone missed it, I thought I’d relay it here. The voice sounded a lot like Stan Lee grumbling — this is what it said:

“Come in here & destroy half my creation? You big purple party pooper! 14 million to 1 chance of getting away with it? I don’t give a rat’s — well, you know, what the odds are! The apparently random footstep of common vermin will begin a chain of events that will be your undoing. This is MY endgame & I have a different outcome in mind!

“Oh, and Josh, don’t go snapping your fingers in MY house again! If you feel the urge to do that coming on, take it to the DC universe next time! Don’t make me set Deadpool on your trail; NO ONE needs that kind of hassle!”

Getting ‘Stan the Man’ riled was never a wise choice! If any decide to take issue with what I’ve written here, let me remind you that you are reading a blog that calls itself Foolishness. What did you expect?